键盘侠|联盟四大衰人聚快船😑哈登累 小卡废 泡椒没谱 威少卧底

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[赛后贴]今日NBA西部季后赛首轮，独行侠主场4-2击败快船。

双方数据：

快船（2-4）：哈登16分13助攻7篮板2抢断、诺曼-鲍威尔20分4篮板、乔治18分11篮板5助攻、祖巴茨17分11篮板、曼恩14分6篮板3助攻、塔克8分2篮板、威少6分、科菲2分2篮板

独行侠（4-2）：欧文30分6篮板4助攻2抢断2盖帽、东契奇28分13助攻7篮板、华盛顿14分5篮板2助攻2抢断、加福德13分6篮板、莱夫利10分9篮板3助攻、格林7分4篮板、琼斯6分5篮板2助攻、克莱伯4分、埃克萨姆2分

[–][LAL] Anthony DavisLogicalLakersFan 477 points 6 hours ago

Paul George is legitimately probably the most unreliable and streaky big game player. He either goes like 5-18 or he goes insane and catches fire.

湖人球迷：泡椒真可能是关键比赛中最不靠谱，最不稳定的球星了！他时而能投出18 中5的垮蛋命中率，时而突然疯了似的爆发一下！！

[–]FlyGuy_2Hundy 1 point 5 hours ago

They literally have the 4 most unreliable stars in the NBA on the same team

球迷：四个联盟最不靠谱的球星，能齐聚快船，也是没谁了。。。

[–]CelticsTimoteo-Tito64 3 points 5 hours ago

I mean Westbrook is reliable. It's just that he's reliably trash lol

凯尔特人球迷：楼上说什么呢！威少很靠谱的啊！！难道你看不到他…烂得很稳定吗?！！！哈哈哈！！！！

[–]FlyGuy_2Hundy 1 point 4 hours ago

🤣🤣🤣 touché

球迷：🤣🤣🤣 一时不知怎么反驳你…

[–]LakersPalifaith 369 points 6 hours ago

Kawhi Leonard died (again) for this.

湖人球迷：世间死法千万种，小卡的死法就一种…

[–]RaptorsBeermen69 181 points 6 hours ago

Should've stayed in Toronto

猛龙球迷：之前小卡待在猛龙队不就行了嘛？

[–]RocketsMugiMartin 77 points 6 hours ago

Maybe, but you can't put a price on being home.

活塞球迷：待在猛龙可能确实不错…但是球队给一个残疾宅男报价…难度太高了啊…

[–]MavericksJS_Janko 144 points 6 hours ago

Is a hospital bed considered home?

独行侠球迷：你竟然把住院病床钉子户定义为“宅男”？！

[–]HornetsSaulPepper 11 points 6 hours ago

Hey, if you pay me as much as they pay Kawhi, you can call it anything I wouldnt care either

黄蜂球迷：闭嘴啊不礼貌！！要是有人开给我的工资，和小卡一样高，身败名裂这种小事儿我也是可以尝试尝试的！！

[–]RaptorsRodneyPonk 114 points 6 hours ago

jesus. it's wild to think that the Clippers didn't just wait until the postseason. he hasn't been healthy all playoffs since the bubble, there's just no way

猛龙球迷：上帝啊！！！今年快船竟然没有等到季后赛打完就和小卡续约，真的太乱来了！！自泡泡园区之后，他在季后赛就没有健康过，简直是瞎搞！！

[–]JordanBoth_Funny4896 2037 points 6 hours ago

It’s crazy to think Kawhi and PG joined the Clippers half a decade ago

球迷：原来小卡和泡椒都已经在一起将近5年了啊，想想就可怕！！

[–]MavericksRedstoneRay 1177 points 6 hours ago*

Their first game on the Clippers was before the Pandemic and Kobe Bryant was still alive

独行侠球迷：可不！这俩在快船合体的第一场比赛可以追溯到新冠疫情爆发之前，那时候连科比都还在世呢…

[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhisuzukigun4life 105 points 6 hours ago

Goddamn. I still can't believe it's been 4.5 years since Kobe passed

王治郅球迷：卧槽！科比都已经过世四年半了，我至今都不敢相信啊！

[–]K1ngCrimsn 263 points 6 hours ago*

Can't believe we won a series with Luka having the worst shooting stretch of his career

独行侠球迷：东契奇竟然靠着自己生涯最铁的投射表现，赢下了一轮系列赛，这要是换做以前，打死我都不信！！

[–]Any-Connection-1813 82 points 6 hours ago

His legs are looking cooked. I don't think they play to full potential and make a deep run without healthy Luka

球迷：东契奇的双腿看上去瘫软无比！独行侠肯定没到完全体状态！要是东契奇腿脚有毛病，独行侠的季后赛就没啥花头…

[–]Mavericksbeatnickk 49 points 5 hours ago

He looked pretty damn good in G5. I think we just have to manage it but he can still play clearly

独行侠球迷：别慌啊！东契奇第五场打得贼好！只要保护得当，他肯定没问题的！

[–]MavericksJaschndlr 26 points 5 hours ago

Was moving around even better tonight than he was in G5. Just gotta find his shot

独行侠球迷：非也！今天他比第5场跑动得更得心应手了，只不过他不知道自己的投篮手感丢在哪儿了，回头下班得在回家路上好好找找…

[–]Hornetsdank-kush 967 points 6 hours ago

Kyrie had like 2 points at halftime and ended with 30 while pg had like 14 points at halftime and ended with 18 💀

黄蜂球迷：欧文在上半场拿了2分，但全场轰下30分！！泡椒在上半场就拿了14分，比赛结束一看，全场18分…

[–]MavericksStefonDiggsHS 505 points 7 hours ago*

shoutout Maxi Kleber. Shoutout 20yr old Dereck Lively. Shoutout Russell Westbrook. Shoutout DJJ for absolute lockdown defense. Shoutout PJ for hitting the shots we needed. Phenomenal play from these mavs roleplayers even if they didnt shoot the 3 that well

独行侠球迷：克莱伯牛逼！20岁的莱夫利牛逼！威少牛逼！！琼斯的防守牛逼！华盛顿的止渴进球牛逼！独行侠的角色球员表现是现象级的，尽管他们三分投得不怎么好！！

[–]Mavericksswoleswoleswole1869 301 points 6 hours ago

lmao shouting out russ

独行侠球迷：哈哈哈！！说“威少牛逼”可还行…

[–]MavericksStefonDiggsHS 186 points 6 hours ago

I love Russ man. He saved us multiple times in this series

独行侠球迷：爱死威少了~~这个系列赛，他好几次出手救我们于水火之中~~~~

[–]Mavericksdirtynashtyfilthy 49 points 6 hours ago

He was our 6th best player

独行侠球迷：威少就是我们的最佳第六人啊~！

[–]MavericksIm-not-on-drugs 396 points 7 hours ago

Kyrie playing so good I might start believing the earth is flat

独行侠球迷：欧文打得太好了！！我的科学信仰已经开始动摇了，地球可能确实是平的~~~~

[–]OverusedRedditJoke 111 points 7 hours ago

Dread it, run from it, playoff Harden and PG arrive all the same.

Past 2 games:

Harden - 23 points, 7/28

George - 33 points, 10/31

球迷：

季后赛哈登与泡椒！

卧龙凤雏准时驾到！

你尽管叫，

叫破喉咙也没人听得见到！

最近2场两人的神勇发挥：

哈登 – 23分；28投7中

炮架 – 33分；31投10中

[–]Corteaux81 36 points 6 hours ago

Fuck, that’s combined lol. At first, I thought that’s a decent ppg. Nope. Combined.

球迷：淦！这是两场的总数据啊！！哈哈哈！！我以为这是场均数据，看着还不赖呢！然而不是，这是两场的总数据...

[–]BullsAspery- 60 points 7 hours ago

Is westbrooks contract guaranteed next season? If not that brothas time in the league might be over

公牛球迷：威少的薪资下赛季是保障的吗？要是不保障的话，这位大哥的NBA生涯估计是结束了…

[–]ThunderPositive_Narwhal_419 66 points 7 hours ago

Bro makes the minimum. Clippers had bigger issues than him

雷霆球迷：威少挣的是底薪！不能把快船的问题都归结到他身上啊~~

[–]Mastoorbator100 15 points 6 hours ago

Ok, but paying him anything is openly supporting terrorism and I'm pretty sure it's illegal

球迷：说得不错！不过，给威少开工资就是公开给恐怖组织筹款，非法的，这我懂！！

[–]LakersEverybodyBuddy 7 points 6 hours ago*

Earns a minimum. But takes a whole lot more than that from your team.

湖人球迷：威少在快船队，挣的是卖白菜的钱，背的是卖白粉的锅！！

[–]LakersFunIsWinning 6 points 5 hours ago

He is one of the biggest reasons why Clippers' offense is inconsistent in this series. Aside from the terrible spacing when he is on the court, everytime he has the ball he either throws a wild shot or a wild pass that results in a turnover. Not to mention that he fouls a lot when he is on defense.

湖人球迷：快船在本轮系列赛为什么进攻不顺畅？威少就是其中最大的问题之一！！他在场上的时候压缩球队的进攻空间问题，这个有目共睹！而且，每次只要他一拿球，不是浪投就是瞎传导致失误！！这都还没说他在场上瞎犯规的毛病呢！！

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